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Hold up hold up …let me get my music going………………………………… ok.  I’m good.

Oh wait…let me put a DISCLAIMER in here…my rants are simply that. MY rants. They are not about any specific person. Should you deem yourself worthy of being the source of my rant, that is completely on you. Let’s continue…

I’m known for speaking my mind...known for fleeing from the scene of a crime…


Why am I sitting here? Here in the sky? Is it something inside of me…or am I high?...



I’ve been pondering some things lately…like what it is that makes girls think they need to wear certain things (or not wear much of things) to feel  better about themselves…and wondering why they think that way. Was it something in your past? A guy you liked or maybe girls that hated on you before and now you feel like…I have to…wear 5 inch heels at all times or…I have to wear skin tight clothes…or….wear colored contacts because that shit EVER looks natural and NOBODY thinks you’re stuck in 1998…or wear weave…like bad weave…be damn near naked on Instagram…or cake on makeup to go to Publix (or to the gym-you know who you are). I mean…you SHOULD look presentable whenever you leave the house. Even if that just means your sweats are clean and you didn’t forget your lip gloss. HOWEVER, you can’t tell me you think people are staring at you because they think you’re hot and not because they’re wondering why the hell you’re in four inch heels and a club outfit…at 8am …in Petsmart.  I’m just sayin. But I digress. Do ya thing.

Also in my wonders…when women on these reality shows go to get manis and pedis…WHY do they go with boots or Jordans or heels??? Why don’t you have flip flops on??? We all know how terribly fragile newly manicured hands and toes are (not to mention those raggedy –supposed to be EXTREMELY TEMPORARY flops they give you that tear after 20 steps)…THE slightest nudge and BOOM you have a smudge. And ooop…now the place is closed. Annddd NOPE, you CANNOT replicate what they just did. Girl you know it’s true. WEAR FLIP FLOPS TO YOUR PEDICURE APPOINTMENT.

Furthermore, it seems as though guys are a little baffled as to what women DO and DON’T like. Let me give you a few pointers: Don’t be an idiot. Don’t be a douchebag. Pay attention. Listen. Don’t wear gaudy jewelry. That shit is not cute. You shouldn’t be wearing more jewelry than your date. Discard the mentality that women are supposed to be subservient. Don’t think you’re going to control a woman. Don’t hit a woman (in case that wasn’t an obvious one).  Don’t be more sensitive than your woman. And for fuck’s sake stop thinking you’re God’s gift to all women. Got it? Ok good.
Whew...had to get that off of my chest.


What else have I been wanting to rant about…
Oh…anyone else wonder why “Bad Girls Club” by Wale ISN’T the theme song to that ratchet show “Bad Girls Club”? I mean…why not?? It’s perfect. “Actually I like a bitch that can bag hoes”…HELLO one of the broads on there is lezzie…she can...bag hoes. Furthermore…”It’s amazing what some liquor and a blunt can do”…They’re ALWAYS twisted. ..” She’s a star if I ever seen one”…they all think they’re famous…”show love, make way for the bad girls club”…umm..??? …Seems to me someone in somebody’s camp is sleeping on a check. Just a thought.

Lemme see lemme see lemme see...yea that’s it for right now.

Until next time friends, readers and stalkers…

PEACE, LOVE AND MUSIC

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